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Post by CrazyWolf on Dec 10, 2009 16:39:50 GMT
He only deserves it.
Chuck Norris CAN touch M.C. Hammer.
And..
Chuck Norris does NOT play God. Playing is for children.
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furrymikey
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^he will destroy you with cuteness!!
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Post by furrymikey on Dec 10, 2009 19:02:37 GMT
Chuck Norris can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head
and..
When Chuck Norris does a pushup he dosen't push himself up he pushes the world down
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Post by CrazyWolf on Dec 11, 2009 21:00:43 GMT
They tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but Chuck Norris doesn't take shit off of anyone...
That sounded funnier in my head.
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Post by casamcgeeindahouse on Dec 12, 2009 22:51:19 GMT
some people wear superman pyjamas but superman wears chuck norris pyjamas
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Post by casamcgeeindahouse on Dec 12, 2009 22:53:37 GMT
when the boogiman goes to sleep he checks his wardrobe for Chuck Norris
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Post by casamcgeeindahouse on Dec 12, 2009 23:01:38 GMT
Chuck Norris is the reason wally is hiding
Chuck norris once kicked a horse in the chin it's decendents are called giraffes
Chuck Norris dosen't breath he holds air hostage
Chuck Norris can tune a fish
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