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Post by CrazyWolf on Jan 8, 2010 23:47:53 GMT
Spoon, who has turned back to normal in order to eat the cheeseburger, grabs the pen back. "I must have put it on the wrong setting..." she says, and twists the lid back and forth. "Here," she says, and gives it back to Dreamer, "Issa teleport pen. I have no idea how the cow monster setting got on there. You have your pen, now stop following me." She clicks the pen lid and Dreamer is now in New York.
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Post by BabooPanda on Jan 8, 2010 23:54:25 GMT
Dreamer looks around, noticing that Spoon accidentally set the pen half way, therfore turning New York into a city full of cow monsters.
" VEE SHALL SUCK YO BLOOOOD "
Dreamer begins to run, screaming, and flailing his arms.
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Post by CrazyWolf on Jan 8, 2010 23:59:02 GMT
Spoon is sitting on top of mount everest with God. "You do know Dreamer is being attacked by cow monsters," God says. "Meh," replies Spoon. "Aren't you going to do something?" "Well if you're so worried why don't you do something?" "I can't be bothered." They both sit and watch a mountaineer fall off a cliff, and Spoon offers God a cheeseburger.
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Post by BabooPanda on Jan 9, 2010 0:00:19 GMT
Dreamer teleports next to god, steals the cheeseburger, and laughs maniacally, before teleporting back to the horde of evil cow monsters.
" Nooooooo! It's not real flavor! It's just MSG! AAAAAH! "
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Post by CrazyWolf on Jan 9, 2010 0:06:00 GMT
Jynx, being alien, is conveniently immune to Cow Flu and also conveniently has a lazer. "Move!" She shouts, "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!" The lazer turns all the monster cows into extra crispy beef kebabs. She pulls the leg off one and begins chewing it. The tune of K.K. Western can be heard and Jynx realises it's her phone. "Hullo? What do you mean all the humans have been turned into cows? Oh, yeah, obviously. Mkay, see ya."
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Post by BabooPanda on Jan 9, 2010 0:13:55 GMT
Dreamer, being an epic centaur dood with kicking abilities and wings jetting from his head and a giant constuction hat, did not get burned from the laser.
He begins to disco, and the world turns back to normal, and hurtles torwards the sun.
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ShadowKitsune
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Post by ShadowKitsune on Apr 5, 2010 23:03:36 GMT
Alexander Biyuki, Prince of Fire, notices the Earth hurtling towards his holiday home. He commands his army of space weasles to fire up the Deflector Sheild™. He then procedes to the kitchen to find some more sun grapes.
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