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Post by BabooPanda on Jan 8, 2010 22:18:54 GMT
Do whatever you want here, and be creative =3
Diligent Dreamer sat on the side of the road, staring at the asphalt beneath his feet, and thinking about his day. The sun was setting, and partially visible from behind a Cola billboard. The air was cold, almost like the morning, but with it, it brought a certain sorrow that could only be felt as the day ended. He really wanted to do something exciting. Sadly, though, he thought life didn't work that way. He was pretty much right, but then again, there was a chance something might happen.
There was a car parked over next to a building with the words " Horseradish " printed on it... who would name a building Horseradish? Eh... really that has nothing significant to do with the storyline, so let's continue.
He stared at the car. He needed some excitment. He ran to the car, and began to poke it with a stick.
"Hey you!!!!" screamed and old guy with five eyes. " Mah car hates you! Go away! "
Diligent began to run, and stopped after running about a mile.
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Post by CrazyWolf on Jan 8, 2010 22:26:16 GMT
*I haven't added this charecter to my sheet yet. will do soon!* He glanced up as something teared through the cola bilboard. Jumping down, a brown Lombax with purple stripes landed on the car, which was now jumping about like a bucking bronco, and heading straight towards Dreamer.
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Post by BabooPanda on Jan 8, 2010 22:28:47 GMT
Dreamer continued to run, after spotting the Lombax standing on the car that continued to chase him like mad.
"Afwack!!!!" yelled Dreamer, thinking about ducks and strange men with five foot tall afros.
He jumped into the air and began to fly.
" What the hell? How does this even make sense? " he exclaimed, noticing the car taking flight.
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Post by CrazyWolf on Jan 8, 2010 22:34:44 GMT
The car, a red Chevy '96, flew up alongside him. It did a few loop the loops and color changes, a barrel roll, then changed into a winged cow that flew up beside him again. "Jynx McCoy, pleasure to meet you!" yelled Jynx from the cow, which she hhad tied rope around to act as reigns. She held out a paw for him to shake.
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Post by BabooPanda on Jan 8, 2010 22:38:42 GMT
Diligent stuck out a paw and began to shake, instantly noticing he had turned into a poor comedian with a top hat.
" So I was at the airport yesterday, Tryin' ta get mah luggage, and next thing I know........"
A tomatoe is thrown, probably by some old woman who has green hair, smacking him in the face, sending him hurtling torwards the ground.
Diligent turns back to his original, non-neo-comedian form, and sits up, noticing the city is, for some unknown reason, destroyed.
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Post by CrazyWolf on Jan 8, 2010 22:51:41 GMT
"Hoy, Tony Stark! Cumsee what I found," Jynx shouts to nobody in particular. A purple husky comes scootling over in rollerskates. "It's hideous! What did you do to it?" the husky squeaks in a high-pitched voice. "Nah, it was already like that," she tells it. "Really?" Jynx holds out a paw to help Dreamer up. "Lets get you down to the lair!"
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Post by BabooPanda on Jan 8, 2010 22:56:08 GMT
"The lair?" says Diligent in a random, very low pitched voice.
He puts on a top hat, and pulls out a cane. " I'm afraid I can't let you do that...." " ONE MILLION DOLLARS."
All of a sudden, a blow dart is shot from the building labled Horseradish, and Dreamer falls asleep.
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Post by CrazyWolf on Jan 8, 2010 23:04:15 GMT
"THANK'EE SHIBBY!" yells Jynx up to Shibby. He salutes, then walks of into the sunset, falls off the horseradish building and is never heard of again. Jynx walks over to a garbage can and pulls the lid up, which Jack Sparrow is attached to. "Where's my rum?" he asks, and Jynx hands him a bottle of Taliskir whiskey. Jack pulls a telephone out of a manhole cover and screams "OPEN THE DOORS!" They all walk into a wince celler where a gryphon, Super Mario and the husky are playing cards. "I win!" shouts Mario, and Barak Obama comes out of the floor to celebrate.
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Post by BabooPanda on Jan 8, 2010 23:07:10 GMT
Diligent opens his eyes. Apparently the dart was smothered in cactus juice, therfore he thinks everyone is a cactus.
"Le' Gasp! " he gasps in a gasp. " You're all cactuses! "
He quickly rememberes that he is a were-nothing, and doesn't do anything at all except for stare in disbeleif.
" I've known you for 2700 years.... and YOU'VE NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE A CACTUS! "
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Post by CrazyWolf on Jan 8, 2010 23:15:42 GMT
"This guy is insane! Guard, arrest him!" says Barak. Shibby jumps through the wall, then remembers he is never to be seen againg and reverses time until everyone is in Celtic Scotland. "camarah-ha ou?" asks a lady in Gaelic *yes that's real Gaelic*. "hamehs gorma" replies Jynx. "camerah-ha sil?" the lady points to Dreamer. "Ah, sil faltie glenfidditch." "You mean Glenfidditch whiskey?" says the woman in perfect english, "come right this way."
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Post by BabooPanda on Jan 8, 2010 23:21:40 GMT
Dreamer falls to the ground and begins to twitch uncontrollably.
...What... you expect me to write more?
That's what happened.
I twitch uncontrollably.
.... o3o
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Post by CrazyWolf on Jan 8, 2010 23:26:01 GMT
Everyone pulls out a camera and starts recording Dreamer, except Barak, who is making his bodyguard do it for him. The Gaelic lady pours whisky all over Dreamer, draws some symbols on the ground with mustard then starts chanting and dancing around him. Everything goes white.
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Post by BabooPanda on Jan 8, 2010 23:32:14 GMT
The white begins to fade, and everything comes back into vision. Everyone is dizzy, and a loud rining can be heard.
Diligent stands up, and looks around. A random kid points at Diligent and screams: " UUUUMG ITS A CENTAUR DOOD " and jumps on his back.
"Giddeyup! " yells the kid.
" Please insert 25 cents >:U " screams Diligent for no reason.
" Where? "
Diligent pulls out a piggy bank and says, " Now you owe me ninety thousand gold bars, pay up. "
The kid storms out of the room crying.
" heh... this is sorta cool... I like... have hands... buh like... I can kick two people at the same time. Well... like... if one person was in front of me, and other was jumping at me in front of me, and another person was in back, I could like... jump and punch them, and then kick the other guy, and kick the guy behind me.... and like... i'd be epic. "
Dreamer notices everyone is alseep, and the kid is trying to ride him again.
" I WANNA RIDE THE HOOOORRSEEEEY!!!! "
" Get off me! >:C "
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Post by CrazyWolf on Jan 8, 2010 23:37:20 GMT
Spoon takes advantage of the sleeping people to slip into the rp with only dreamer noticing. She picks the kid up, which happens to be Stuart's little brother. "Do I know you? he asks. "Uh...no!" Spoon says and throws him out a window. "Okay Dreamer, I haven't got much time. Take this, and use it well!" She gives him a click-top pen, turns into a dragon and flies off. Everyone wakes up.
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Post by BabooPanda on Jan 8, 2010 23:41:18 GMT
Dreamer clicks the top of the pen, and everyone turns into cow-monsters.
" VEE ARE HERE TO SUCK YOUR BLOOOOOD" says one of the cows.
"Not if I can help it!" Dreamer says, doing the awesome double kick punch thing he said he could do for some reason.
Dreamer then sprouts wings, randomly, and takes flight.
He catches up to Spoon who is eating a cheeseburger.
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